What did the Farmer say when he showed his winning Poker
hand?
Weed ‘em and Reap.
I’ve become addicted to tracking my sleep patterns…
I can’t seem to get enough.
There are plenty of jobs available in Search and Rescue.
They are always looking for someone.
Don't bother telling jokes to boxers.
They always know the punch line.
Did Pavlov think about feeding his dog every time he heard a
bell ring?
A friend asked for a double entendre, so I gave her one.
The difference between Iron Man and Aluminum Man?
Iron Man stops the bad guys. Aluminum Man just foils their plans.
A resident of New Delhi who does not identify as any gender?
Naan Binary.
Fred told a joke about lightning
He got thunderous applause.
Researchers have discovered that cows produce more milk when
the farmer talks to them.
Apparently it’s a case of in one ear and out the udder.
The mayor of Paris swam in the river to prove it was safe
for the Olympics despite high e-coli levels.
That's in seine.
I introduced my friend to minimalism.
It was the least I could do.
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