a double doug....

 

A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose.

"I think it's raining," he said to his wife.
"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied.

"No, I'm sure it was just rain,” he said.

Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing.

But just then they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them.

"Let's not fight about it," the man said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."
As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?"
"It's raining, of course," he answered and walked on.

But the woman insisted: "I know that felt like snow!"

To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"

I talked with a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way.
He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all.  I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed,
I had a roof over my head, I had HDTV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library,
I was working on my MBA on-line.  I had no bills and no debt.  I even had full medical coverage.”
I felt sorry for him, so I asked, "What happened?  Drugs?  Alcohol?  Divorce? ”
"Oh no, nothing like that," he said.  "No, no.... I was paroled."