Gordisms...

 

Sylvester Stallone is in his 3rd marriage.
His first was rocky, his second was rocky too.

 

Why is it spelled “camouflage”
And not

 

I recently learned how the pawn moves in chess.
It's pretty straightforward.

 

Leather is "rated" based on its texture. Cows with abundant water sources typically have softer hides, rated "A".
But hides from cows living in hot, dry climates are typically "D" Hide-Rated.

 

It’s not just cell phones that can distract drivers, today there was a rug-maker commuting in rush hour.
He was weaving in traffic.

 

Fred is a carpenter but he’s really overwhelmed and depressed.
So I bought him a coping saw.

I’m reading a book where the main character lost his spine.
That’s his backstory.

 

People are mad because I tell too many jokes about the game of Cricket.
I am going to change my wicket ways.

 

Knife-throwers are not afraid of a challenge.
In fact, they like to take a stab at lots of things.

 

Some monks are making a new small batch vinegar.
It’s ascetic acid.

 

The Bible says to love our neighbors, and to love our enemies.
That’s probably because they’re usually the same people.

 

The Y Chromsome: The building block of masculinity, or the reason that men question everything in existence?