Neil Diamond actually started out being called Neil Coal.
But he changed his name when the pressure got to him.
Sally quit her seaside seashell business and bought a
Batteries Plus franchise.
Now she sells C-cells by the seashore.
Tom Petty explained the most difficult job at a restaurant.
The waiting is the hardest part.
Pirates are considered indigenous people in Canada.
It’s because they arrrr métis. For Riel.
While digging for gold, a prospector got a splinter in his
hand.
It was just a miner inconvenience.
The spinner on my board game broke.
That’s when things got a little dicey.
Why do some many people have a problem with Scott
Fitzgerald?
I hear people say “F…. Scott Fitzgerald” all the time.
Fred has been accepted into barber school.
Looks like he made the cut.
A superhero with no sense of direction?
Wander Woman.
A girl who's always bumping into things?
Jocelyn.
Have you ever considered that each time you clean something,
you make something else dirty?
In agriculture school, I learned about the grain weevil, and
the long-horn weevil. Despite the grain weevil being more destructive, it was
actually preferable because of it's smaller size ... making it the lesser of
two weevils.
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