Fred tried to make a joke about fog, but he just didn't see
it...
What a mist opportunity.
A local awning dealer is being investigated by the police.
They are making too many shady deals.
Dollar bills are cash. But the guy who rings up your
groceries…
Is cashier.
Fred has been sad since he went to the Bahamas.
It's a tropical depression.
The sentence "Are you as bored as I am?" can be
said backwards and still makes sense.
I accidentally glued the tip of my thumb to the tip of my
index finger, looks like everything is going to be OK from now on.
Fred bought his wife some new beads for her abacus.
It's the little things that count.
The most boring dog breed?
Great Mundane.
The Who have started a new chain of fitness clubs for
adolescents interested in bodybuilding.
It's called "Teenage Weights Land".
Fred just won the local Lazy Award again.
That's twelve years not running.
Fred saved the first penny he ever earned and will never
part with it.
He's very centimental.
if you lose left arm, your right arm would be left.
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