Gordisms...

Fred got divorced and remarried.
It was a wife-changing experience.

 

Hard to understand how anyone could not be interested in going to an Aviation Museum.
The allure is plane to see.

 

How do Mathematicians typically get to work?
They derive.

 

A new strain of lice has emerged that is resistant to conventional treatments.
It has left scientists scratching their heads.

 

Yoga practitioners are supposedly carefree and low stress.
So why are they often the first ones to get bent out of shape?

 

A busy physicist sat down for a while.
He had a Moment of Inertia.

Fred's wife thinks he looks stupid because of his haircut.
He likes it longer on top with short back and sides, she calls it a “moron top.”

 

Fred claims he glued himself to his autobiography.
I don’t believe him, but that’s his story and he’s sticking to it.

 

Can anyone explain how to make a thick soup?
I’ve been stewing over this question for a while.

 

Fred tried doing 100 sit-ups but didn’t finish.
His stomach couldn’t handle that kind of ab use.

 

Fred says he is a good listener, but listens in a straight line.

Unfortunately his wife continues to talk in circles.

 

I wasn’t sure why I needed a Geiger counter.
But then it clicked.