Fred the arsonist was well liked at parties.
He could really light up a room.
A nervous baker used an electric mixer to beat the eggs.
He didn’t want to whisk doing a poor job.
Turns out the coats I bought for my family are not
waterproof.
Poor us.
I fainted in the curry house when I heard that REM had split
up.
That’s me in the korma.
Trying to lose a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as
hard as winning it.
The formula for success is too much like the formula for a
nervous breakdown.
Fred launched a new mobile app but it failed
miserably…
It was a disAPPointment.
An avid collector is thinking of putting all his John Lennon
memorabilia on eBay.
Imagine all the PayPal.
I didn’t know my father was once a mime.
He never spoke of it.
I was driving down route 417 and some guy honked at me and
yelled that my car sucked.
It was highway snobbery.
Boeing has been in the news alot lately...
I guess it's the only way they can get actual air time.
If you wear a suit jacket on a hike is it a trail blazer?
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