Gordisms...

 

Fred applied for a job at a skin moisturiser factory.
They rejected him, but told him to keep applying.

 

Someone attracted to people with strong upper arms?
Biceptual.

 

I have a couple of sock puppets for sale.
Anyone interested in taking them off my hands?

 

Your career choices are your business. Either pursue a career in telemarketing or don't....
It's your call.

 

Airline passengers who dash for the door as soon as the plane lands?
Premature Evacuators.

Fred wants to try eating South Asian food.

He is very curryous.

 

Clown school students have an easy way to remember what to study.

They have a silly bus.

 

Sad to report, but even my relationship with whiskey is on the rocks.

 

A musician who disregards all the rules?
Flautist.

 

Barbara Streisand is making a new movie in which she plays a spunky grandma who just happens to smuggle tons of powerful synthetic opioids every month.

It's called Yentanyl