While we're not yet close to finding a solution to climate
change, we are getting warmer.
While at the gym, Fred decided to hop on a treadmill.
People started giving him weird looks, so he started jogging instead.
If you’ve never owned a telescope…
It’s definitely worth looking into.
They say infectious diseases don't have songs...
but measles has enanthem.
Under what circumstances will Trump sell Mar A Lago?
As his last resort.
Fred is a very popular bartender, likes to keep his clients
laughing.
He always has a few beer jokes on tap.
An 80s American rock band driving a car in Germany?
AutoBon Jovi.
I have a lot of respect for giraffes.
They're an animal you can really look up to.
Fred's dog started limping.
He has Arfritis.
Fred was asked how he became such a good gardener.
He said it was by trowel and error.
Whenever Fred thinks about buying a lottery ticket..
He thinks about his ex-wife and remembers he doesn't know how to pick winners.
A copy of Oliver Twist fell on my toe.
It hurt like the dickens.
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