While we're not yet close to finding a solution to climate change, we are getting warmer.

 

While at the gym, Fred decided to hop on a treadmill.
People started giving him weird looks, so he started jogging instead.

 

If you’ve never owned a telescope…
It’s definitely worth looking into.

 

They say infectious diseases don't have songs...
but measles has enanthem.

 

Under what circumstances will Trump sell Mar A Lago?
As his last resort.

 

Fred is a very popular bartender, likes to keep his clients laughing.

He always has a few beer jokes on tap.


An 80s American rock band driving a car in Germany?
AutoBon Jovi.

 

I have a lot of respect for giraffes.
They're an animal you can really look up to.

 

Fred's dog started limping.

He has Arfritis.

 

Fred was asked how he became such a good gardener.

He said it was by trowel and error.

 

Whenever Fred thinks about buying a lottery ticket..
He thinks about his ex-wife and remembers he doesn't know how to pick winners.

 

A copy of Oliver Twist fell on my toe.
It hurt like the dickens.



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