Gordisms...

 

Fred joined the Cobbler Church.

They heeled him and saved his sole.

Fred has a phobia of apples.

His psychiatrist told him to grow a pear.

How can you tell if a quote is communist?

It has quotation marx.

I think I was supposed to take my car in because of a safety defect…

But I don’t recall.

Fred has a record player that only plays language lessons.

He calls it a grammarphone.

The other day I saw a couple weaving all over the road.

I said, “honestly. Get a loom!”