Gordisms....

 


Fred was disconcerted when people found out he couldn’t do addition.

He was nonplussed.


The most important insect?

The signific-ant.


Fred was arrested while making breakfast.

He was caught poaching eggs.


My wife asked why I'd hung bunches of grapes up to dry all round the house.

I told her I have my raisins.


Fred quit his job feeding chickens.

Said it only paid a poultry sum of money.


I dislike Scrabble so much that I can't even put it into words.


I read a mediocre book about ancient Mongolian leaders.

It had prose and khans.


A flock of crows with a flock of ravens?

A murder with unkindness.


What do you call a group of 12 crows and 25 geese?

A murder, most fowl.


A ginger kid who’s good at martial arts?

The Carroty Kid.


Remember when the Hulk movies were coming out and were so popular?

Apparently it was all the rage.


Man's laughter is funny, but manslaughter isn't.









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