Gordisms...

 


Fred was never very good at haggling.

He always ended up paying the price.


Spaces between ladder rungs have increased because people are getting taller.

Others claim it's due to climb it change.


Fred owned a coal company, but kept it to himself.

Mined his own business.


Pets are just a step backwards.


Fred bought a dairy cow but she didn't produce any milk.

She was an udder failure.


Shouldn’t the fire escape really be called the human escape?




Fred was never very good at haggling.
He always ended up paying the price.

Spaces between ladder rungs have increased because people are getting taller.
Others claim it's due to climb it change.

Fred owned a coal company, but kept it to himself.
Mined his own business.

Pets are just a step backwards.

Fred bought a dairy cow but she didn't produce any milk.
She was an udder failure.

Shouldn’t the fire escape really be called the human escape?


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