Gordisms...

 

Dermatologists are hard to spy on.
They're good at removing moles.

 

Like his father and grandfather before him, Fred continues to build a boat out of stone.
It’s a true family hardship.

 

The kinds of pickles that do ridiculous things?
Capers.

 

Dental x-rays are also known as tooth pics.

 

Fred went on a Scotch diet.

He has lost three days already.

 

The difference between grey and gray?
One is a colour, and the other is a color.

After his prostate surgery, Fred's basketball game improved significantly.
His dribbling is unstoppable.

 

Someone told me I was just average.
I said that's mean.

 

Ran into my old Statistics professor…
What are the chances?

 

Fred and his wife named their daughter Belle.
Said it has a nice ring to it.

 

Always try to connect the dots except when it comes to Morse code.

 

Anybody who’s ever flipped over a roll of sod knows the grass is not greener on the other side.