My father was born a conjoined twin
His brother was my uncle on my father's side, once removed.

 

Fred used to dislike waxing his car.
But lately He has really taken a shine to it.

 

I had the craziest dream about a medieval nobleman’s horse.
Yes, it was a knight mare.

 

Fred just went through a long audit with CRA.
It was very taxing.

 

A horse’s favourite Beatles tune?
Hay chewed.

 

Fred was in an 80s band called Prevention.
It was better than The Cure.




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