Gordisms...

 

Let's take a moment to think about the waitstaff on cruise ships..
Never forget these uniformed men and women, serving over seas.

 

When handbags are treated as less valuable, second class accessories…
Is that pursecution?

 

Fred tried to take his own picture in the shower but the image was too blurry.
He has selfie steam issues.

 

A comic sans storm is approaching..
Forecasters are saying it’s a weather font.

 

Fred bought a high-priced calculator to do multiplication, but only used it once.
That was one expensive product.

 

Fred donated some money to the Orphaned Crows Society.
It's for a good caws.