Fred was looking for a good towel joke.
He really likes dry humor.
A sexuality where you’re attracted to both men and women but
they are not attracted to you?
Bi-yourself.
Fred finally broke down and joined Christian Mingle.
HIs username is....ComeGetPsalm.
Life without love is meaningless, but love without life is
necrophilia.
The invention of the spoon was an important point in human
history.
It caused quite a stir.
A priest got carpal tunnel syndrome from playing too many
old-time card games.
He received the euchre-wrist.
How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane.
Fred likes both men and women, but is currently single.
He is on stand-bi right now.
The first prime number is two.
It’s odd that it’s even.
Last year Fred chopped down his tree, but this year it seems
to have grown back.
I guess his tree repeats itself.
A small dog that constantly rats out his homies?
Snitch-zsu
Avogadro's number walks into the CIA
One of the spies takes a look at him and says, "Gentlemen... we have a
mole."
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