a story about a torontonian....

 

A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. 

While en route home, he asks the cabbie if he would be a witness. 

 

The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in 

the act. For $100 tip, in addition to the cab fare from the Toronto airport, the cabbie agrees. 

 

Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabbie tiptoe into the bedroom. The 

husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his 

wife in bed with another man! The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head. 

 

The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money. 

HE paid for the Corvette I gave you. 

HE paid for our new Mercedes Benz convertible. 

HE paid for your Maple Leafs season tickets. 

HE paid for your Argo season tickets. 

HE paid for our cottage in the Muskoka’s. 

HE paid for our speed boat. 

HE paid for your country club membership and HE even pays for your monthly dues!’ 

 

Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks 

over at the cabbie and says, 'What would you do?’ 

 

The cabbie replies, 'I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he catches 

a cold,  and give him back the Maple Leafs tickets.'