I will never, ever take those protein products for bodybuilders.

No whey.

 

A fire that broke out during a cremation ceremony.
There was a cremature evacuation.

 

Fred is thinking of making a soft rock band.
Thinking of  calling it Rubberica

 

Many people don't seem to like Gregorian music.
Maybe they just haven’t given it a chants.

 

You can smoke in the rain but don't in hail.

 

People who can't distinguish entomology from etymology bug me in ways I can't put into words.

 

Fred's wife wanted something romantic for her birthday
So he gave her an old Italian vase - very Rome antique.

 

Fred used to enjoy riding his bike through campgrounds.

"Used to" because it was past tents.

 

A farmer started a lucrative sideline selling waste from his cattle.
He was a real entremanure.

 

If you feel like you are going to vomit, keep quiet.
Don't bring it up.

 

My wife asked me to be romantic so I leaned in close and quietly said "no sugar. no honey"
I was whispering sweet nothings in her ear.

 

Fred lives his life attached to a machine.
It's called a beer fridge.




 

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