I will never, ever take those protein products for bodybuilders.
No whey.
A fire that broke out during a cremation ceremony.
There was a cremature evacuation.
Fred is thinking of making a soft rock band.
Thinking of calling it Rubberica
Many people don't seem to like Gregorian music.
Maybe they just haven’t given it a chants.
You can smoke in the rain but don't in hail.
People who can't distinguish entomology from etymology bug
me in ways I can't put into words.
Fred's wife wanted something romantic for her birthday
So he gave her an old Italian vase - very Rome antique.
Fred used to enjoy riding his bike through campgrounds.
"Used to" because it was past tents.
A farmer started a lucrative sideline selling waste from his
cattle.
He was a real entremanure.
If you feel like you are going to vomit, keep quiet.
Don't bring it up.
My wife asked me to be romantic so I leaned in close and
quietly said "no sugar. no honey"
I was whispering sweet nothings in her ear.
Fred lives his life attached to a machine.
It's called a beer fridge.
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