Found out my favorite cook is a lawyer In his free time
He's a Sue Chef
It would be nice if some producers would join the writers
and actors on strike.
Even if it was just a Coppola of them.
Fred bought a ton of supplies at IKEA.
He has Stock Home Syndrome.
Fred had the craziest dream that he was an F5 function key.
He woke up refreshed.
When a fly sees a newspaper…
It's always bad news.
Fred took a donut making course.
He passed with flying crullers.
Fred isn't a big fan of most sports. If he wants to see a
bunch of guys not score for an hour...
He just goes to the local bar.
The amount of money Fred gets paid at work makes him sick.
He's got a peanuts allergy.
As an act of charity, Fred allows a needy person to stay in
his home.
It's one of the tenants of his religion.
An accountant's favorite term for having a nooner?
The Quicken dirty.
Fred likes to brag about his cajones.
He is very egotesticle.
The person who named The English Channel missed a big
opportunity.
It should have been called the B B sea.
My wifenever laughs at my candy bar jokes
Just snickers
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