Gordisms...

Elon Musk rebranded Twitter as X

Everyone keeps wondering Y

 

Fred was once so broke He couldn't afford to pay his electricity bill.
Those were the darkest days of his life.

 

Koi fish always swim in groups of 4 for safety.
If attacked, Koi’s A, B, and C scatter, leaving behind the D Koi.

 

I think the government should provide a lot more assistance when it comes to home ownership
I mean, can’t we all just get a lawn?

 

A woman agreed to go out with Fred after he gave her a bottle of tonic water…
Schwepped her off her feet!

 

Mathematicians can never get along

They're at odds with each other over even the most basic principles. Their division multiplies with each fractured debate.       

                                                                     

                                                                       An angry counselor?

Thera pissed.

 

I saw people lining up to see the Barbie movie.
It was a Barbie-queue.

 

I have to return the camouflage jacket I bought yesterday
I just can't see myself wearing it

 

Fred left Twitter for Threads
Now Twitter is his X

 

Fred is asking if it's ok to cheat on his wife...
It's affair question.

 

Fred went to a costume party last night, dressed as a screwdriver
Turned a few heads. He felt like a tool.