Fred went to an AC/DC concert last week.
The music wasn't current.
A chemist's favorite spy novelist?
Ion Fleming
A physicist's favorite side dish?
Boson baked beans
A physicist's favorite cookie?
Fig Neutron
Sherlock Holmes loved Mexican restaurants because they gave
him good case ideas.
About 4 minutes into his run, Fred decided he wanted to work
on his personality instead.
If someone compliments your ample chest, is it still
considered flattery?
I heard a tap at the door.
Let that sink in.
My dad’s sister had a birthday, and we blew her away by
buying her a stairlift for her house.
We really upped the aunty this year.
Eventually we will be sending submersible crafts to explore
Titan's wreckage.
If we want the pattern to hold, the new vessel will be called "Tit"
Do demons rent their cars or lease?
Asking for a fiend
When is a group of crows called a murder?
When there are probable caws
Lately my herbs haven't been doing too well
I think its that thyme of the month.
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