Fred went to an AC/DC concert last week.

The music wasn't current.

 

A chemist's favorite spy novelist?
Ion Fleming

 

A physicist's favorite side dish?
Boson baked beans

 

A physicist's favorite cookie?
Fig Neutron

 

Sherlock Holmes loved Mexican restaurants because they gave him good case ideas.

 

About 4 minutes into his run, Fred decided he wanted to work on his personality instead.

 

If someone compliments your ample chest, is it still considered flattery?


I heard a tap at the door.
Let that sink in.

 

My dad’s sister had a birthday, and we blew her away by buying her a stairlift for her house.
We really upped the aunty this year.

 

Eventually we will be sending submersible crafts to explore Titan's wreckage.
If we want the pattern to hold, the new vessel will be called "Tit"

 

Do demons rent their cars or lease?
Asking for a fiend

 

When is a group of crows called a murder?
When there are probable caws

 

Lately my herbs haven't been doing too well
I think its that thyme of the month.



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