Stormy
Daniels and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day
> They both met with an angel to find out if they would be
admitted to Heaven.
>
> The angel said: "Unfortunately, there's only one
space available in Heaven today so I must decide which one of you will be
admitted.”
>
> The angel asked Stormy if there was some particular
reason why she should go to Heaven. Stormy took off her top and said:
"Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts ever created."
>
> The angel thanked Stormy, and asked Her Majesty, Queen
Elizabeth, the same question.
>
> The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever, and
flushed it without saying a word.
>
> The angel immediately said: "Okay, your Majesty,
you may go into Heaven.”
>
> Stormy was outraged and asked, "What was that all
about? I showed you two perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply
flushed a commode and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to
me?”
>
> “Sorry, Stormy," said the angel, "but even in
Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair!”
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