Gordisms...

 

I tried eating my Vietnamese noodle soup with a knife and fork…
I quickly realised that was a pho pas.

 

The world's smallest fork is really tiney.

 

Fred was the best man at his brother's wedding in Paris. At the reception, He raised his Champagne glass and said "Eggs, Cinnamon, Bread, and Maple Syrup."
It was a French Toast.

 

Americans minted a special coin to commemorate Trans people.
It's a Susan be Anthony

 

It takes a fair amount of money to go to the carnival.

 

It's impossible to put a lava lamp in a basement.
As soon as it's underground, it's a magma lamp.

 

According to a recent study, all fake news usually start with the phrase "According to a recent study".

A cheese that likes to sing?
Brie-oncé.

 

Fred's kid asked if he could explain a solar eclipse....
He said "No, son".

 

Fred can  recite many autobiographies...
He is an expert in memoirization.

 

A coward's favorite pasta dish?
Fettuccine Afraid-o

 

Fred got a new job, but couldn't read the offer letter
It was written in hireoglyphics.

 

Some cause happiness wherever they go and others whenever they go.

 

Fred's job in the clock factory was just standing there making faces.