Gordisms...

 

The jurisprudence fetishist got off on a technicality.

Fred thought his rubber plant was dead

But it bounced back.

The guitar teacher was arrested for fingering A minor.

Fred is both a psychologist and a proctologist.

He specializes in Odds & Ends.

Fred coughed up a pawn, a knight and a bishop.

He likely has a Chess cold.

Fred was in a liquor store and the clerk asked him, "Do you need help?"

Fred replied, "Yes, but I’ll have a bottle of scotch instead"

According to the BMI chart at my doctor's office, I'm too short.