Gordisms...

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The jurisprudence fetishist got off on a technicality.


Fred thought his rubber plant was dead

But it bounced back.


The guitar teacher was arrested for fingering A minor.


Fred is both a psychologist and a proctologist.

He specializes in Odds & Ends.


Fred coughed up a pawn, a knight and a bishop.

He likely has a Chess cold.


Fred was in a liquor store and the clerk asked him, "Do you need help?"

Fred replied, "Yes, but I’ll have a bottle of scotch instead"


According to the BMI chart at my doctor's office, I'm too short.

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