Calculus is very important to Fred.
It's an integral part of his life.
A rabbit and a priest walk into a bar
The priest says, "what are you doing here?"
The rabbit replies, "I think I'm an autocorrect."
Fred gets angry when his cell phone battery dies
His therapist suggested that he find an outlet.
Fred's wife often compares him to Brad Pitt.
She says "You look nothing like Brad Pitt."
Swedish astronomer, mathematician and physicist Anders Celsius died in 1744 aged 42.
His rival, Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit claimed he was actually 107.
Fred was attacked by a group of clowns.
They did funny things to him.
Fred assaulted a witch.
He is now a
registered hex offender
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