Gordisms...

 

Working with explosives can be scary.

But once you get used to it, it’s a blast.

A sword made out of chicken?

Excalibird

Fred used to have a job collecting leaves.

He was raking it in.

I gave up on playing Rugby in high school, because my family were not that supportive.

No matter how many points I scored, all that anyone could say was "nice try"

Fred came up with a scratch & sniff book.

It's a bestsmeller.

There is a holy man in prison who plays great piano.

They just call him Felonius Monk

Fred bought a special tool to scribe some details on burled hardwood, but it didn't work.

It was awl for knot.

Fred decided to join a woodwind quartet.

He likes it because there’s no strings attached