Classic from doug...

 The Lone Ranger and Tonto had ridden had all day on the trail and stopped to spend the night by a lazy river.

They set up camp on the grassy river bank and hit the sack.

About 2 am, Tonto wakes up – he wakes up the Lone Ranger and says:

“Don’t we live in a wonderful world, look at that full moon, all the glistening stars,

the ghostly clouds drifting across the sky, life is good, what do you make of it all Kemo Sabe?”

The Lone Ranger quickly replies, “Yes Tonto, we see the moon, the stars, the clouds and do you know why Tonto? Do you?”

And Tonto replied, “Because the Gods love us.”

“No Tonto, the reason we can see the sky is because…………. some bastard has stolen our tent!”