When you cross an atheist with a Jehovah Witness you get someone who knocks on your door for no reason.

 

In Australia a computer Local Area Network is called
The LAN down under.

 

When a guy with OCD becomes a criminal it becomes organized crime

 

There is a movie about an assassin that kills his victim who sells tickets to the theatre.

It’s a box office hit.

 

A group of petitioners got sick with sign-us infections

 

Fred moved to a neighborhood where everyone has to trot...
It's a gaited community

 

Sugar, caffeine, and artificial flavoring.
In carbonation with each other they make good soda.

 

Fred just found out that his kitchen counter is made of marble.
All this time He's been taking it for granite



 

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