some really good ones...

 

Fred has been trying to drive out of Rome for the past 3 weeks
He realized all their roads have this weird design flaw.

 

Some of us learn from the mistakes of others;
The rest of us have to be the others.

 

Fred's inflatable house got punctured yesterday…
So now he's living in a flat

 

Dwarfism is a debilitating condition
Only one dwarf out of seven is happy.

 

If you don’t sin then Jesus died for nothing

 

What if there were no hypotheticals?

 

What style of potato chips does Santa Claus like best?
Kringle Cut

 

The Difference Between the Texas power grid, and a Ski Instructor?
A ski instructor works in the winter.

 

The single star on the texan flag is actually a review.

Fred built a dock for his fishing pond out of hickory wood. It's great, until it gets wet and becomes...
A slippery hickory dock.

 

The funniest fcondiment in the fridge?
Lmao-naise.

 

Fred opened a shoe store catering only to large-sized clientele
It was no small feat

 

A dentist that doesn't like tea?
Denis

 

I dreamed that I turned into a car.
It was an autobody experience.

 

I just watched a documentary on dwarfism.
Turns out it's a growing problem.

 

An unemployed jester
Is nobody's fool