joke of the month(?).....
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lookiin' for a deal on a nice home.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLxi1kzpkQY&ab_channel=ArchitecturalDigest
some really good ones...
Fred has been trying to drive out of Rome for the past 3 weeks He realized all their roads have this weird design flaw. Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; The rest of us have to be the others. Fred's inflatable house got punctured yesterday… So now he's living in a flat Dwarfism is a debilitating condition Only one dwarf out of seven is happy. If you don’t sin then Jesus died for nothing What if there were no hypotheticals? What style of potato chips does Santa Claus like best? Kringle Cut The Difference Between the Texas power grid, and a Ski Instructor? A ski instructor works in the winter. The single star on the texan flag is actually a review. Fred built a dock for his fishing pond out of hickory wood. It's great, until it gets wet and becomes... A slippery hickory dock. The funniest fcondiment in the fridge? Lmao-naise. Fred opened a shoe store catering on...
apologies....
...I know that there has been trouble with the picture jokes when clicking "read more". It seems that the Mexican word of the day keeps coming up on other picture jokes....let's try not using the Mex word of the day and see what happens. sorry. Not sure how to fix things.
boo on ovi.....
https://torontosun.com/opinion/columnists/lilley-ovechkins-support-for-murderous-putin-reason-not-to-celebrate-no-8
proof these people are nuts.....winnipeg in february!!!!!
https://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/freedom-convoy-reunion-this-february-moved-from-ottawa-to-winnipeg-says-organizer
Our society just doesn't understand enough about laying sod. Someone needs to start a grassroots movement. Fred met a group of lumberjacks and asked “How you fellers doing?” Kanye "Ye" West doesn't use Norton Antivirus. He's anti Symantec. Second hand cats aren't what they used tabby The young lady next door is dating two men; a dairy farmer, and a poet. . . She’s having trouble deciding If she should marry for butter or verse Growing up, Fred always wanted to be a prize fighter, or a lawyer. Everyone would ask him, boxers or briefs? What is the legal loop hole in breaking and entering laws? The Santa Clause When I first played chess, I thought the tower-shaped piece moved diagonally. That was a rooky mistake. Why did the ant elope? No one gnu. Did Rudolph go to public school? No, he was elf-taught. My cashier today at the store was so incompetent and rude. I am never...
A urologist's favorite singer? Urethra Franklin. My polish friend said he was craving food from his home country My response: "that's your pierogi-tive" When out walking, Fred keeps a log of everyone else's strides. He's a gaitkeeper Fred wanted to be a gynecologist but failed the entrance exam. He's now a proctologist The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed. 7 days without a pun Makes one weak
What kind of soup makes you Jump? David Lee Broth A random stranger just waved at me, then apologized and said they thought I was someone else. I told them that I was. I dropped an ice cube and couldn't find it.. No worries - it's water under the fridge now. Fred's wife left because of his obsession with pasta... He's feeling cannelloni right now. A dairy farmer died churning cream He's in a butter place now If Tim McGraw and Faith Hill had hyphenated their last names... They would have had a textbook marriage. I always find the last step in making jam to be jarring Fred's wife was having a hard time breastfeeding... She was having technical difficultitties. Fred got fired for turning up late to his job at the carnival… He says it was a funfair dismissal. Fred just invented a new insect flattener. He's still ironing out the bugs. Since buying Twitter, Musk seems to be ...