these lighthouse cookies didn't turn out exactly right....
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america's decline into idiocy....
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I recently spent $16,500 on this registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyway......I had the Vet come and take a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day. The bull started to service the cows within two days! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine! I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ... ... but they kind of taste like peppermint.
The Hebrew word for competitive skiing? Shlalom Is a female viking called Viqueen? The first Italian bicycle? The penne farthing. They have installed communication cables on all the docks at the marina. It's a pier to pier network The local museum only displayed dinosaur rib cages. The Exhibit was on the Thoracic Period. I keep seeing frogs before my eyes. I think it's an hoptical illusion. Life is like driving behind a BMW. You‘ll never know when it suddenly takes a turn. I was going to tell you about the North American brown bear and the damage it can do to a feeble human... But I'll spare you the grizzly details. Dracula's favorite holiday? Fangs-giving. I don't enjoy the smell of roasting chicken. It’s a fowl odor. How do you know if a half-human half-horse is a narcissist? They always need to be the centaur of attention Fred left his Chocolate Chess set near the heat register. No
I recently spent $16,500 on this registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyway......I had the Vet come and take a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day. The bull started to service the cows within two days! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine! I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ... ... but they kind of taste like peppermint.
golf jokes ....
A Rabbi, Priest and Minister are playing golf. The group in front of them is playing excruciatingly slow. Aggravating the 3 clergymen. Causing them to say unkind remarks amongst themselves. At the turn they meet up with them and discover that golfers in the group were blind. The priest says forgive me lord for all the horrible remarks I have spoken. The minister says he feels terrible and pleads with god to forgive him for not having patience and for his blasphemous comments. The Rabbi says .. Why cant they play at night!!! A nun walks into the Mother Superior’s office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh, heavy with frustration. “What troubles you, Sister?” asked the Mother Superior. “I thought this was the day you spent with your family.” “It was,” sighed the Sister. “And I went to play golf with my brother. We try to play golf as often as we can. You know I was quite a talented golfer before I devoted my life to Christ.” “I seem to recall that,” the Mother Su
How does a coniferous tree express its thought? It opines Every night, Fred dreams that he's filling up his house with unnecessary grocery items. He must have stock home syndrome. Never date someone with a high-pitched voice. They're nothing but treble. The 80s rocker who makes the best soup? David Lee Broth One of the bunions on my feet is so big I've named it Paul. A junkie broke into the local linguistics department They were looking for morpheme I challenged Fred to to name any 3 Qatar players? He said B.B. King, Eric Clapton and Jimi Hendrix I held the door open for a clown, and he said “thank you” That was a nice jester. You know you've become a senior... When you're cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police Does it make sense to see happy people shopping on Black Friday? Shouldn't they be pissed off that they're being ripped off the other 364 days of the year. I got a pet termit
any underlaying reasons why food prices are so high?.....
https://www.blogto.com/eat_drink/2022/11/galen-weston-jr-getting-richer/
During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?" "Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup.." "No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
