Fred was having a terrible time falling asleep unless he was lying on a pile of old magazines.
He had back issues.
During the height of covid-19, companies would hire people
to disinfect desks & chairs at the end of every day. I once asked one of
these cleaners: "What kills the covid-19 virus?"
"Ammonia cleaner", he replied.
I apologized profusely, "Sorry. I thought you would know."
It's embarrassing to spill your drink onto a judge.
It can leave a stain on your honor.
The worst thing about being a deer?
You're sex life is always in a rut.
Voyeurism is a stressful hobby
There’s a lot of peer pressure.
Have sympathy for women who work for Canada post.
It's such a mail-dominated industry
How do you know your clock has Tourette's?
It ticks a lot but never talks.
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