Fred was having a terrible time falling asleep unless he was lying on a pile of old magazines.

He had back issues.

 

During the height of covid-19, companies would hire people to disinfect desks & chairs at the end of every day. I once asked one of these cleaners: "What kills the covid-19 virus?"
"Ammonia cleaner", he replied.
I apologized profusely, "Sorry. I thought you would know."

 

It's embarrassing to spill your drink onto a judge.
It can leave a stain on your honor.

 

The worst thing about being a deer?
You're sex life is always in a rut.

 

Voyeurism is a stressful hobby
There’s a lot of peer pressure.

 

Have sympathy for women who work for Canada post.
It's such a mail-dominated industry

 

How do you know your clock has Tourette's?
It ticks a lot but never talks.


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