Fred had dyslexia and a terrible voice. Where did he move?
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Wife: “Why do you keep buying vinyl?”
Fred: “Records are….always a sound purchase.”
Fred. the retiring birdkeeper, reflected on his 30-year
career
"Don't live your life full of egrets", he said.
A detective who solves cases accidentally?
Sheer Luck Holmes.
Why does a white TicTac make your breath smell good?
Because that's what it's mint to do.
I’ve been trying to start a sarcasm club,
but it’s been really hard to tell if people are interested in joining or not.
Someone just called my phone, sneezed, and then hung up...
I hate cold calls.
My wife says I’m obsessed with alliteration, she says some
seriously stupid shit sometimes.
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