he's lost it.....gotta see

The main singer in a heavy metal band?
Lead vocalist

 

Fred made a lot of money as a sales rep for a lighter company.
It was kind of a Bic deal.

 

Fred once built a giant house for a house building contest. It didn't make top 3 but...
it got an Honorable Mansion.

 

It’s muggy outside…
Inside it’s burglary.

 

A cow with a katana: samoorai

 

I dropped a whole tub of margarine on my foot weeks ago…
…I can’t believe it’s not better

 

Did you know that candle flame smells like burnt nose hair?