If you are experiencing joint pain...

You are holding it at the lit end.

 

Fred is a social vegan
He avoids meets.

 

The guy who swallowed a kilogram of gold?
He felt Au-full

 

The New York Yankees are moving to the Philippines
They will be renamed the Manila Folders.

 

Fred said he didn’t understand cloning…
I replied, “that makes two of us”

 

They say you are an alcoholic if you drink everyday.
Good thing I only drink at night.

 

It makes complete sense that Major League Baseball has a pair of Sox, but it’s pretty stupid that there’s only one team called the Twins.

 


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