They give novocaine to grizzly's to make them docile
There's safety in numb bears
The easiest thing to catch when you're ice fishing?
A cold.
Fred the handyman who didn't get a measuring tape for his
birthday.
His disappointment was immeasurable.
Do people ever listen to the band Placebo…
…and think it’s The Cure?
Remember Charlie the Tuna from the commercials?
He finally got canned.
If meat eaters get into a beef, do vegans get into a....
Rhubarb?
I don't like to brag
But my psychologist said I have the biggest ego he's ever seen.
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