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Someone who steals noodles from the rich and gives them to the poor?
Ramen Hood

 

An Italian beggar?
Giovanni Change

 

I hate being so indecisive
Actually it's not that bad

 

Give a man fish and you'll feed him for a day, teach a man how to fish and he'll flood the internet with pictures no one wants to see

 

It's 6 months since I joined the gym and no progress. I'm going there in person tomorrow, to find out what's really going on...

 




 

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