An annoying teenager is just a minor inconvenience.

 

What do you call an avocado in a brawl?
Guacamelee

 

The government has just announced a temporary ban on eel imports.
Fortunately it’s only a moraytorium.

 

A thief who keeps falling asleep?
A narcoleptomaniac

 

They traded the Pope to the Anglicans.
For the Archbishop of Canterbury, cash and two prayers to be named later.

 

It's just dawned on me that for the past 70 years...
It should have been the United Queendom.

 

Never study French philosophy before Roman poetry?
Because that would be putting Descarte before the Horace.



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