monday gordisms & more...

 

There is a  new store called Moderation
They have everything in there.

 

What do you call an electrician who has been fired ?
Discharged

 

Fred proclaimed that his method for using toilet paper was the best.

He’s a wipe supremacist.

 

Prime numbers seem so desirable.
They are oddly satisfying.

 

Botox is now 75% off
That’s a deal that should raise a few eyebrows

 

I can tolerate many forms of corruption in politics
...but gerrymandering is where I draw the line.

 

If dogs were cannibals, then it would really be a dog eat dog world.