mid week gordies....

Fred is on a plan to become invisible.
I can't see where he's going with this.

 

I learned how to cut down trees with the past tense.
First you see it, then you saw it.

 

Fred is  thinking of starting a pasta restaurant.
All the ingredients are locally sauced.

 

Do you like library jokes?
Personally, I think they're quiet funny.

 

The scariest part of that song "Born To Be Wild" is when they find a head out on the highway.

 

You might think a duet between a kazoo and a timpani would be interesting, but it's actually quite humdrum.

 

It sucks when an argument ends with an agreement rather than you being totally correct.