If there is one thing we've learnt from archaeologists....
...it's that our ancestors were extremely good at burying things.

 

Cemeteries have raised their prices again...
They have blamed it on the cost of living.

 

Fred and his wife  are growing concerned about their dyslexic son’s goth phase.
He’s becoming obsessed with Santa and his fallen angles.

 

The secret of dealing successfully with a child
is not to be its parent.

 

Fred  could not keep his corn flakes down this morning.
It was advercereal.

 

Proofreading id a lost ort.

 

Mom always gave us two choices for dinner, take it or leave it.

 

A good paradox is the worst

 



 

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