friday gordies & more.....

 

I love tennis puns, but I try not to take advantage of them.

 

American college football is introducing the Rosary Bowl
Every play is a Hail Mary

 

My doctor says that my cholesterol is high and I need to stop eating trans fats.
I told him that it's ok, they identify as vegetables.

 

Dad used to say, "don't be too quick to find faults."
He was a great dad, but a terrible geologist.

 

Bono is terrible at scavenger hunts…
He STILL hasn’t found what he’s looking for

 

Reports of police around gas stations in London
They’ve been petroling

 

I had my back against the window
when I felt a shutter down my spine

 

Always be true to your teeth, or they'll be false to you.