great saturday gordies & more....

 

I stepped on some broken glass
It was a pane

 

Fred broke into a sheep farm, but had to escape on one of the animals when the cops showed up.
At the moment, He's still on the lamb.

 

Doug Ford apparently had an argument with his cabinet today....
He was also seen yelling at the bookcase and his desk.

 

Fred joined a dating site for arsonists
He's been getting a lot of matches

 

I met an Indian atheist
They said they were a naan believer

 

A French Dip that you’ve seen before?
Deja jus.

 

I doubt, therefore I might be.

 

I got a letter the other day without a return address on it. I assumed it was from the Philippines...
It was in a Manila envelope.