tuesday gordisms & more....

 

Fred has  the body of a porn star.

All of his clothes say XXX.

 

Why did the atheist refuse to leave the apiary?
He wasn't a bee leaver.

 

Where do you find a cheating spouse at a carnival?
Affairs wheel

 

Fred's wife wanted to go on vacation, but he wanted a staycation...
spoiler so they compromised and had an altercation

 

I had to quit my job as an ice cream taste tester
I just couldn’t work sundaes

 

Fred  always wanted to marry Siamese twins.
So he could have a wife and a girlfriend on the side.

 

Young kids use a dating app on their phone.
Older kids use a dating website on their computers.
Adults use a matchmaking service to get dates.
Senior citizens meet potential dates at church events.
Anyone older than that will have to resort to carbon dating.