thursday gordies and more....

My placebo medication has made me feel better already.
And I haven't even taken it yet.

 

My friend died when an A/C unit fell on him
What a cool way to go.

 

I'm allergic to Bitcoin.
You could say it's my cryptonite

 

A butter knife makes for a great close range home defense weapon.
It's got good spread.

 

I hate being bi polar.
It's awesome.

 

Fred wasn't impressed with his aircraft signalling course, it was just a lot of  hand-waving.

 

What do German Communists and German Capitalists have in common?
They both love Marks

 

The movie "Speed" featuring Keanu had no director.
Because if it had had direction,  the movie would be called "Velocity"