monday gordisms & more...

 

Fred dated a woman with a wooden leg for a while.
But he broke it off.

 

I taught my friend how to use Incognito mode yesterday
The rest is not history.

 

Fred quit his job with a well digger company.

He got tired of the hole boring business.

 

Fred's glutes are different sizes.

He is asssymmetrical

 

A pirate's least favorite exercise?
The PLANK

 

Did you hear about the boater who got mad every time his boat floated away?
He had to take anchor management classes.

 

My pet frog has broken his leg.
He's not very hoppy.

 

With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy's truck leaves him too.