mid week gordies & more....

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How does a skunk change a light bulb?
It doesn't, it just makes a stink about it...

 

Which vegetable do you stand in line for?
A queue cumber.

 

Fred lost over 200lb
Now he's half the man he used to be.

 

The best way to get a handle on your drinking?
Use a coffee mug

 

The frequency at which laughter becomes painful?
1 Gigglehurts

 

Fred created a new recipe the other day. Crackers with french fries on top, doused in gravy.
He calls it "Poutine on the Ritz"

 

When your washing machine has a load of only boxers, panties, and briefs, do you use the genital cycle?

 

How’d Persians become so physically fit? Tehran.


 

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