tuesday gordies...

 An army lumber yard is also known as a mill tree base.

 

The French architect who loved to design really large building entrances?

Hugh J'Adore

 

With the ice caps melting, Earth isn't able to hold any more water in her oceans, so it's spilling over to dry land..
That's in continents

 

here are a lot of furniture stores called Sofa King...
...but I've never seen an Ottoman Empire.

 

What are shrimp adult films called?
Prawnography

 

Bread is like the sun...
It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

 

9 months really isn't that long.
It just feels like a maternity.

 

Fred had terrible internet connection on his farm until he moved the modem to the barn and now he has stable WiFi.