saturday gordisms.....

 What do you call a grumpy lawyer?

An attornery.

 

The inventor of the ballet skirt was struggling to name it until she finally put tu and tu together.

 

Freda's hair was a tangled mess. After months of expensive and painful salon services she could now comb her hair. The experience left a mental toll and eventually she saw a psychiatrist who diagnosed her with post traumatic tress disorder.

 

I call it  Elevator, They call it Lift
Guess we were raised differently.

 

I went to an overweight psychic once, or as I like to say, a 4 chin teller.

 

Fred started an all whisky diet, last week he lost 3 days

 

Music was coming out of my printer, the paper was jamming.

 

Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore....
Fred was wearing one and got shot by the woman's husband.