monday gordisms....

What was James Bond's mindset after a failed mission?
He was shaken, not deterred.

 

 After crossbreeding a group of crow-duck hybrids, Fred realized he had to turn himself in to the police...

... for a murder most fowl.

 

At the non binary wedding the priest said
I hereby pronouns you spouse and spouse

 

Why did the blacksmith go to court?
For jury.

 

Fred had a quail for lunch yesterday

It was very un-pheasant.

 

Einstein had a brief career as a rapper?
His stage name was MC squared.

 

Fred is secretly meeting his eye doctor. It’s an optometryst.